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American Pimp

So it was the summer of 2009; my first encounter with a Pimp...not just any pimp, but muthaf"ing Fillmore Slim...and this is how it goes So I am at one of my routine locations...MUA's to be exact, and the place was packed. I'm partaking in an alcoholic beverage. It had probably been my second round, so I was "in the building and feeling myself." I am laughing, talking and enjoying myself, when I start to feel a strong hand grab me by the waist. At that moment I'm so very tickled. I turn around and I have been pulled closed to a gentlemen who was tall, slim and mighty old!!! I mean I just knew he was over 70!! He's wearing a top hat and a brown pin strip suit. Before I could even comment on how aggressive he was in his approach; he bends down and whisper in my ear : "I need to have you." LOL I'm like "huh" Because I am a sometimes overly friendly person...I entertain the conversation. He's like "what do you want bec...

Body Image Update

(the red bra is about 4 months prior to the grey bra) So, I haven't done an update on my body in a while. I decided to do one because people have said that I lost weight. As you all know...I go back and forth with the weight question: booty or no booty? LOL Right now, I am feeling very comfortable with the "white girl booty." I suppose as I am getting older, the "booty" isn't as important to me anymore. Anyways, this current body is being maintained by...uhh, sh*t I really don't know.LOL. Well, I am not in the gym these days, but I do bike everyday (only like 20 minutes worth of biking). I think the main thing is my cut back with alcohol. Liquor has a lot of sugar, and I just don't drink as much. It has happen mainly because of a lifestyle change... I don't party as much. Also fast food! I don't go to BK and get the 99cent whopper jr as much these days, ohh...or Church's two piece w/ a jalapeno (lol, don't get it twisted though...