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Birthday Twin


So after I got off of work on my birthday, I instantly went through my hood to see who could I tell it was my birthday (lol, j/k...but not really). As I am driving...some guy is approaching me in his car. He instantly flags me down. So I'm thinking he must know me (I know, you all are thinking...you know that was trying to get at you...but I didn't think that because I didn't even think he saw me because of how fast he was driving) So I stop...then he was like whats up lil mama...I'm like nothing...he instantly pulls out a swisher and he is like "Yea, you need to pull over, roll these trees, and lets put something in the air for my birthday"...LOL...I'm like "its my birthday too" LOL..So I pulled over and he got out of the car. He was a little chubby guy, not bad looking...but a little grungy (however he was coming from work so it was excusable)

I stayed in my car and he approach me. I deny his request for a session...which didn't scare him away. He was like "yeah, you are a pretty little thing...I need to have you". He also told me his name was "Beneficial" LOL. I was like "thats your God-given name" and he was like "yea, and I am sure I can be real beneficial to you". He then started asking me if he could go take me to buy another dress, then eat, then drink. He was READY!! The stray that broke the camel back...he pulled out some money, guessed correctly what color underwear I was wearing, then requested that he put $20 in my panties!! LOL, $20!! What that can't even buy my SUSHI!! If it was $100...now we talking contemplations on "stripper tendencies" for my birthday!!


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