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Chapter Uno


Well, I've had a few shots of Pravda Vodka (what a fancy bottle)...anyways, I just decided to reveal myself in my drunken state. My boyfriend states that he believes that we are most honest when we are intoxicated. At first, I totally denied it; however, I started to think about every time I'm drunk and things I decided to do. I do believe that we tend to say whatever we are thinking while we are drunk. Sometimes it takes a little "influence" to help you be a little bit more real. Thats kind of weird. But its slight reality!!

Have you ever been a drunk dialer? What things have you said as a drunk dialer? Anything that I have said as I drunk dialer/text-er has not never been the truth, I just wished I never revealed myself.

This was a lot easier than I thought typing while Im intoxicated. I guess because I was so focused on getting my point across while talking on the phone at the same time.

My boyfriend is the one who got me drunk tonight. Yea we drink together but we are like over 3,000 miles apart, and so what?!!! But FYI i am currently trying to get him not to go to this spot in the ATL called "MJQ"...have any of you all heard of this place? Well anyways its one spot that he hits up every Wednesday. Aparently they play a lot of House and Ol Skool Hip-Hop...he really enjoys the joint because he is a B-boy. ya know, thats breakdancing. Thats pretty cool because he "wears many hats", but I'm not really into B-boying. So I'm trying to convince him that its I would like for him to just stay home (talk to me on the phone in my drunkenness) rather than partying. I don't think that its going to work, but what the hell...I tried..my phone just died also...so I'm sure I lost him...

This is Chapter 1 of the drunk chronicles...and im not proofreading this...so the hell with typos...DON'T JUDGE ME!!
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